from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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