READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Operation Purity has been aborted
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
