I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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