This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Randomize
