ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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