Its about making memories worth repressing
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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