it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you win again, gameday.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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