I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
