It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
