these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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