it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
