OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
How external is "for external use only"?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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