I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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