I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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