Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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