Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Your tits are I can't wait for
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I need water and some morals
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