I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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