Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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