is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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