Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
