Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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