how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
