Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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