my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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