I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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