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pedialite and red bull = repair kit

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(607): View more from New York

i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th

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(702): View more from Nevada

His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this

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(480): View more from Arizona

West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH

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(519): View more from Ontario

ambylanc

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what?

(519): View more from Ontario

there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.

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(972): View more from Texas

he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star

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(250): View more from British Columbia

You can make out without kissing

(650): View more from California

Explanation needed

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