I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
