Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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