Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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