If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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