I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We had to coat check the pizza.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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