At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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