they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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