she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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