She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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