Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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