only if we run a train.
done.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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