me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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