You don't have asthma, your pregnant
do herpes really smell.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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