I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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