Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize
