This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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