lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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