I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You ruined the universe
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