I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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