At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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