can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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