are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
barbara walters just said penis...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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