ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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