I heard we made out
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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