Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
no you cant smoke seaweed
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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