You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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