I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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