Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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