I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
