But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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