Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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